Planet Romeo and Grindr profile/messages as Valentine Cards.
Anyone who has an account on Planet Romeo (PR) and/or Grindr can relate. I’ve been meaning to put together this list for donkey’s years but, GoodCatch10 from PR beat me to it and quite brilliantly at that. He hit it right on the nail. I added a couple of more archetypes to the list and while putting this together I realised that I must be really sad and lonely that I’m willing to put up with such bollocks.